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  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
messgala:

Her: “our son!”
Him: “the Birkin!!”

handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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